1. I have to talk to my husband/wife.
2. Send me something in writing.
3. It's a group decision.
4. I have torn up all my credit cards.
5. We have filed for Chapter 11/bankruptcy.
6. This requires a purchase order number and I cannot give you one.
7. I don't understand English.
8. Even if you send it, we will never pay you, because your name is on our company
blacklist.
9. We don't give a damn if you sue us, because we know you are over the border.
10. We know you are calling from Montreal.
Remember, if they already have your credit card and checking numbers, there will be
more drastic ideas in the near future.
Please do not be mean to hardworking sales people, the point is to stop the
problem, not to vent your fury on lower-downs.